So Spike, did you really think I didn't know? You are an outright liar, and yes, you are fat and no, you are not so hot. Your delusions of grandeur are actually quite boring after the 3rd time you keep telling the same story.
I hope you get shingles and alopecia areata, that would definitely make you think twice about how great you are!
Feel free to reply, I don't care about it, I just want to put this out there.